Photo-realistic drawing of my last girlfriend.

Look what you made me do. Do you think I like doing this? I only draw memes because I LOVE YOU ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ~hetastuck fandom is magic~

ROBOT NEED GENDER INPUT. DATA MISSING. ROBOT ANGRY. ACTIVATE HETERONORMATY CIRCUIT. DESTROY. DESTROY.

Good idea: Playing center field at the Stadium. Bad idea: Playing center field in the Maternity Ward.

Driving on a mountain road / Sped up when I should have slowed / Didn't go straight, turned instead / Over the cliff, now I'm dead

Nurse, I need 20 c.c.'s of Cosby-dote, stat. Hurry, we're losing her! LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE COSMIC COSBY BARF STORM CALL FOR HELP AAARGHHH

A concise review of my artistry.

The saddest hippo, locked in the Sisyphusian task of catching a pizza that forever floats downstream from him. Woe, the plight of the hippo.

N-naruto? What are you doing in my bedroom? Why do you-- No, put that shuriken down! Oh Jesus oh aaaAAAA

jesus god put your clothes back on leonardo. you are the worst turtle.

You have no idea how to have sex, Larry. You don't rub your ass on my tummy. That's not sex at all. Stop saying you know what you're doing.

jesus fuck what happened doc brown. you look like youve been hit with a truck. try to keep a handle on the jiggawatts next time, christ