A piece of shit computer.

Man yells at cloud.

At least put some effort into it...fuck. For the next person, just draw Columbine, CO on 4/20/1999.

A balding middle-aged man releasing his bowels upon Adolf Hitler's head.

A faggot who uses the French definite article "le" in rage comics and so forth.

Blood...everywhere.

Oh god, the acid is kicking in. Holy shit...the walls are melting.

...Christ. I'm actually offended by your inability to produce a coherent drawing. However, I'll still give it a shot. An Elephant?

You and you alone are why we can't have nice things.

Your shadow is plotting to kill you.

A blackhole blowjob.

Falco from Star Fox being condescending toward Nyan Cat.

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