Installing nVidya graphics cards.

I wish I was fucking kid Dingme.

A man with a deformed face tries to woo a nude woman

Shrek smokes a cig while bathing with a balding He-Man. Judging by the depression on their faces, I bet their careers must be ogre.

Voltar, the NOT ALIEN who totally looks like an alien, shouts in agony as fire pours out of his throat, "Ahhh, my mouth!"

A shark sits angrily at the foot of a woman. She smugly reminded it that mauling her would ruin the shark's black lip stick.

A man in a straightjacket wails as a knife plunges into his skull. Is the picture of real events or a metaphor for his mental struggles?

A man stands triumphant in the produce department. Tomatoes lay smashed, desecrated across the isle. He holds the two perfect vegetables.