Night time sky, beautifully lit by sparkling stars.

Angry turkey slams fist against podium as he makes a passionate stand against the mass murder of his people on Thanksgiving.

Thing 1 & Thing 2 protest as a small girl and her menacing tentacle-monster sidekick attempt to take advantage of a young, unconscious boy.

In a bold move of condiment-on-condiment crime that sends ripples of fear across the world, ketchup targets mustard in a drive-by ambush.

A blue furby, straight out of a demented 90s nightmare, stares into the core of your very being as it prepares to devour your tortured soul.

Rainbow exploded.

In a modern day "Cinderella" story, a man falls head over heels for a polka-dotted handkerchief he finds drifting in the sea..of love!

Skunk in ballerina costume dances merrily in the rain.

A blonde woman sits, gun in her lap, contemplating suicide as she realizes life amounts to very little beyond math and chocolate.

Creepy man with pointy teeth glares at you from behind a newspaper.

Cowardly poop being burned up in a glowing glory of flames.

Luigi from the Super Mario Bros series, contemplating a sex change.