New enemy in Portal 3... PORTAL SNAKES! *HISSS!*

Our company has been beating the horse so much, they didn't notice it has been dead for months!

Holmes stared into the refrigerator. What was amiss here? Certainly not the severed cat head. Perhaps it was the egg carton... UPSIDE DOWN!

After Batman got his DUI, and his Batmobile impounded, all he could ride was Batgirl's pink BMX. "I AM THE NIGHT!", he shouts as he rides.

A long, slithery tongue reaching out towards a lollipop.

Some cute little blue cheerleader creature, cheering on a little brown smiling bunny, sitting on a bench.

Some long-armed guy doesn't want to Google the meaning of his "Doodle or Die", thus becoming part of the problem himself. *weeps*

Pan, the boy with horns and cloven feet, is not allowed in Pinna Park. The daffodils and daisies are so sad now. ;__;

Previously on LOST....

A blonde-haired guy with googly eyes going, ~UGU~. Probably watching "GANGNAM STYLE" for the first time.

The crying boy looked at his urine-filled condom, as the prostitute walked off disgusted.

Tanks. Fatigues. Canteens. Saving Private Ryan. Grenades. Jarhead. Daggers. Rifles. <-- Militant Words?