Crash Bandicoot biting the hand that feeds him stuff from the barbie, mate.

A black duck pondering the phenomenon of light refraction in water.

A blatant refusal, with plenty of cheek. To what, we'll never know.

A man appealing to the Almighty when confronted with three pairs of buttocks.

A red squid attacking a forlorn-looking bearded woman in a green dress.

A juggler.

It's like the Matrix, but the pills are sunglasses and the devil is wearing them.

Absolutely nothing.

What is outside of my window at this very moment.

Evidently, 6 should be more scared of 2 than it is of 7.

A hot dog speaks to a wiener dog.

Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, in snail form.