The midget wizard prepared to cast his spell of illin' on the giant breakdancing fox-man.

Parenthood Does and Don'ts, #2034: DON'T SMEAR POOP ON BABY'S FACE. Even if he likes it.

The habits of the balloonmen of Illinois are little-understood, but they spend most of their adult lives spitting at strangers' cars.

Figure 34.6 from the McDonald's Burger Preparation Manual.

A tin of spam

Llama eats its own identity, letter by letter.

Murders in the Rue Pineapple.

Preview Players make the Baby Jesus cry tears of pure hatred.

Draw a gnome who is trying weed for the first time. Please.

"Stop that turtle! He's getting away with my cornetto!"

Of course you're a super hero, Giant Obese Orange Kid. You're a super hero in all our hearts.

Vladimir Putin having a shower.