i met a penguin waving a bloody knife next to a bloodsoaked bush. I asked him where my girlfriend is. he calmly replied: i dont know

cute teddy getting sexually abused by the derkness itself.

a guy in a pink fat suit

a man with a giant eye as his head juggling three magical eyeballs wants you to obey. obey. obey. obey. obey. obey. obey. obey. obey. obey.

that's so fandom

mars has been overrun by capitalists. GOD WHY????

a guy reading the papers, staring at a far away sandwich with ardent longing.