Holy shit Jeff you throw the best fucking parties I swear to god. These tunes are sick, these hats are pimp, and this confetti, god damn man

Somehow, Seneca gained the ability to quote the entirety of Monty Python's Holy Grail at will.

THE BUTTER GON BUTTER THEM GHOST TOASTS

False Batter wants a one way ticket to bonerville

Shitai is the worst convenience store clerk in the history of store clerking.

Shitai accidentally dropped a bottle of ketchup.

In this dark spin-off game, it is revealed Ryker ripped off a false's wings and claimed them as his own.

Batter gettin all da Zach booty

Shitai accidentally fell into Homestuck. GET OUT OF THERE MAN

Get over yourself, depressed, white-privileged middle-class teenage girl with 'problems'.

Smart phones were never a good idea. Especially when they started getting TOO smart.

Butt Touches Man will never be allowed in the Justice League. He cries about this every night.