Jesus holds aloft the holy flaming pizza of Christ.

"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds," he whispered, raising the salmon for the final blow.

After Henry lost his leg in a bear trap he quickly lit a joint and cauterized the wound with it.

The bear trap held him for three days, and ultimately took his leg, spraying his face with blood. It was okay, because Henry was going home

Henry squatted comfortably on the first pizza. His act of revenge and defiance warm and greasy on his buttocks. 1 pizza down. 9 pizzas to go

Louis Armstrong had a theory that music could be TRANSFORMED into penises. On this day, it was proven.