before you die, you see The Ring

the Border Patrol Lego Playset, now available!

Champion weight-lifter does not like the mystery meat served on Fridays

A lady sporting blue lipstick is sad about her lopsided haircut

Cool Guy Cactus shows off his prickly pear to a jealous rival

Two mice playing checkers

A happy child tossing around lower case t's

Sad anime girl defending her costume choices for the last five Comic Con's to her therapist

An angry alligator lecturing kids on pejoratives we should no longer use

anthropomorphic black line relating to the second black line why it chose a job in fast food over medical school

A wingless grasshopper dreams of having kids someday

a hairy hammerhead shark enjoys a sip of blue raspberry soda out of a mustard bottle