your boss as a pizza catches you arriving late to work and has an expression like he aint gonna take no lame-ass excuses again.

Peace man! Saving the world one peace sign at a time.

Doodle or Die

anime bubonic plague orgy

waffleman walks to freedom, whoopy cushion find it funny

curse this blue brain falling out of my face.

A lion

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

worm partay!

Like a sir

Someone who is very excited about their country.

self-fellatio portal

New Chain

The Flash got her pregnant.

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