Sollux is the final boss. Snarky one-liners ensue.

But everything changed when the Lord of Time attacked.

Even a sexy badass like Porrim knows that sometimes you need to follow the rules.

Sp9ilers for the latest update #tw #flushcrush #surfandturf #wwine&fUDGE #prince&page #basicallyEri&TavmakingoutiswhatI'msaying

A telephone is possessed by a protective ghost.

Unnerving puppet listens to confessions.

The dark secret behind TEH STAIRS BRO

Gamzee chills out to the mIrAcLe Of HaIrCuTs

An official of the law politely refuses.

Lord Pickle is ALREADY HERE

A fantroll with THE OPERATOR'S sign. Perhaps they serve Slendertroll?

They are NOT 'small trolloid mannequins for emulating social bonding rituals and pre-enacting adult life', they are ACTION FIGURES.