Hairy potter as a grown-ass man prepares to cast the Killing Curse, while Father Pucci looks on.

A person with purple hair "Literally can't even". It is noted that they have a masculine jaw.

Jigglypuff with the mouth of an aging Asian woman

That's the opposite of racist!

A cupcake with massive, hairy testicles does a song and dance number.

Too Many Cooks!

Obama knows exactly what he is doing!

A Slav cosplaying as Waluigi

An androgynous person with enormous watermelons greets some boys.

A fat yellow digimon with a ':3' face

An armchair holds his victim while gazing into your soul.

Dante and Vergil are still at the name-calling in their older years.