A depressed man with another depressed mans face on his shirt.

Aigga has no face :(

Crying yellow porpoise whose land was colonized by wicked men.

Jigglypuff

A flaming octopus shoots from a gun while a purple potato watches in glee.

The pink rectangle is now king

A fox offering a donut to a creature in a tree.

Purple dragon protects its turkey from the tiny green dragon

A snake coming to eat a pair of orange glasses.

a pink dog giving birth to two yellow cherries while a brown man watches

A dolphin with really far apart eyes dribbling

Robert had always been ashamed of his horizontal penis.