I don't live and I don't breathe.
I don't know, I just can't get the hang of Windows 8.
Please do not park on the reclining orangutan.
A little boy realizes, to his horror, that his parents are Mormons
She's Jewish, he's a skeleton - can their love survive?
Wow, the HBO TV adaptation of Pac-Man really makes the world of the games come alive!
A hirsute paedophile smirks, knowing the comically small ball-and-chain on his ankle will not contain him.
A coelacanth that somehow cannot swim calls for help, only receives mockery from a cruel Sun.
a mild, asymptomatic case of Saturday Night Fever
A stickman, tired of the Great Schism between the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches, embraces Zen Buddhism.
A cool bro with a cool fro walks to and fro in the spotlights' glow; it's the big Hollywood show, fo' sho'.
Cool Spot used to be a sweet kid, before he fell in with the 7-UP crew.
Look, Julius, you're going to have to pick one or this gladiator fight is never going to end.