A boy with tiny arms and legs tried to pin money on a paper to buy oregano but forgot that it was a test, and he ended up getting an F.

Person man look's at a girl called Tally's juicy pee and thinks it's tasty.

Homer Simspson's hand is paralyzed by a taser gun while he is working at McDonald's so he is unconscious.

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Brown dog steps on a pile of green poop smirking evilly to himself while saying, 'hehe'.

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A demonic nurse runs after a boy to inject his ass with a motherfucking huge syringe filled with purple sperm.

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A bunny masturbating to Spiderman.

New Chain

Obama farts in a meeting with Queen Elizabeth.

New Chain

Pedo bear rapes a 5 year old.

Watermelon pizza with toppings of a pink duck cop.

Confused red snake is wondering about his depth in the mouse-killing area.

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