Old men

Loss of the WTC

Sadako bumps her head on the TV while trying to crawl back inside

gondola in space

Wu is triggered

Akuma receives a call from the jews after shooting Ryu in the back

Disembodied african american head informs you that Jesus was black

A thief managed to steal literal shit after great difficulty

Suicide Prevention hotline worker tells the guy on the other end to kill himself, as he is a guy

Your waifu

Titty monster as envisioned by Andrew Dobson

Probably a doghouse, though I'm not sure since there's no dog around