A vending machine which dispenses 4 things. Pizza, Red scribbles, a Chocolate bar that has a purple wrapper and a black mans hand

2 average americans (extremely obese) Are hugging one of which needs a mouth transplant

A fully orange, two legged giraffe takes a dump

aisan square

cartman boning jordan

there's hair in my mcdonalds chips!

Dog with a huge chode punishing other dog spraying jizz everywhere

shrek with black eyes and white pupils

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a small goatse child

A bro, leaning against the wall, is holding a skateboard and wearing an unbranded hat is saying "sup, dweebs"

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