Optimus Prime is eating a Wiener made of pure shit.

The Eiffel Tower is upset by the Territorial RockBacon

An LSD trip makes you question the worth of living.

Lizard finally understands that he is asexual

Some fucking idiot beaner at the shipping company damages my new CPU by tipping the fucking box on it's side as he leaves to smoke crack.

Johnny Ravioli releases new Battlefield game.

Hank Hill mourns over the explosion of a propane tank.

Anthromorphic Crocidile plays the Tuba in aa swamp.

Text stating the writers love of young large penises.

IDK LOL

Mutant rabbit plots serial rape.

Tony Kornheiser goes to the MSpaint universe.