the eye of cthulu controlls you

your favorite animal

"how long have you been kawaii?" "a sugoi"

blackface

two stick figures who are very excited to be jumping over flying green slime blobs on their way to the ticket booth

reindeer laughing at santa in a skirt for being fat

bootyyyy

booties... booties everywhere

lighting crackles down from the sky as a horrible orange monster eats the entire city

busty girl wants nothin to do with yo dumb red solo cup

a beautiful carrot

M O N A Y Y Y Y