And then the next fortune cookie said "Please help us, we're forced to type banal generalizations about existence all day"

"Dude did we just run over something?" "Relax, nobody saw us" "Dude, if the cops catch us, we're so screwed! I'm too young to go to jail!"

A man gazes upon the horizon; his regrets preceding him and his dreams building atop the late afternoon sunlight glazing over the ocean.

HOLY CRAP IT'S A CHOCOLATE BED OM NOM NOM NOM

You bitch, I asked where the hot whores were at!

Beautiful women being handed to him on a silver platter got all too literal thanks to his depraved, consumerist lifestyle

Pedro Álvares Cabral é oralizado por um marujo enquanto descobre o Brasil com a sua luneta

Did you rike it?

Kim Kardashian got confused so she started sucking on the lipstick, instead.

snotty baby tied to a rollerskate.

a miserable little pile of lies.

Japanese cat cooking spaghetti