a naked man sexually assaults the sun while an apple watches in despair

Despair.

A man named Harold finally realizes Susan is a dumb broad and has a terrible taste in flashlights.

A lamp that should not be trusted

a black hand

Something that I am unable to discern about to fight windows 98

Gumby escapes love

A bag of chips with teeth

A happy turd with gleaming eyes, while the storm clouds roll in behind him

A man with a mustache brandishing a potato and a bottle of vinegar

Gleb...

Absolute despair