A wilted one eyed plant with two big hairy roots.

A beautiful cactus lady fit only for a man of culture

The naked man rushes into the emergency room to see the goldfish, who just had a miscarriage.

The doodler describes the description instead of doodling

An alien teenager dressed up like a greaser with a leather jacket, flips off his next door neighbor, a balding Mario, while riding his bike.

Blue Bowser forces Peach to eat Mario's moustache

A prostitute who doesn't know how to be discreet.

Bro accidentally calls Dave thinking it's a sex hot line.

Spongebob Squarepants: the Anime begins with Spongebob killing Mr Krabs because he has gone grimdark and wants to take over the Krusty Krab

A lizard man who lets you summon weed into your world for free under the condition that you are verified on Twitter.

A roman soldier watches the sun set

WikiHow article on how to kill yourself