some guy keeps jumping off cliffs into the mouths of seductive whales

Doodle or Die

batter guy from that thing has a bloody bat and hes all like >:)

squids "sqap" to some pokemon xxx. a horrified blowfish watches from the distance.

a zombie walks towards a frightened family saying "uuuh.... BRAINS!" as his leg falls off

GUY STARES AT HIS LAPTOP. GUY IS CONFUSED

a guy sits back and watches fireworks

a man is stabbed by a unicorns horn

a man with a huge head is peeing and smiling. there is also a dot in each corner of the drawing space.

a sad blonde woman snuggles up in her recently dead ex boyfriends blanket and sighs because it still has his smell

womanly british guy is singing EEEYO GALILEEEO

a guy buys a hot dog just so he can make a joke about his wiener

Doodle or Die

dam look at all those flies i would totally eat all those flies but i am too fat and lazy also i am a dog

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