the summer's oh so wacky asain hit song

erectile disfunction

porn with kittens and gabe newell and santa and blood

gabe newell masturbating to pony porn while sant and satan toss each other off furiously in the background

gabe newell naked having sex with a monkey and a goat

santa and gabe newell in what can only be described as a hideous satanic blood orgy. also kittens being killed by gabe's glorious manhood

santa going fast

sonic going fast

giving the finger to 1776