What you see before death

A cob of corn is pleading you to get an anal plug.

A man approaches a no goldfish area, and proceeds to cry when he realized he can't bring home his newly acquired pet.

Doodle or Die

Socrates watches as USA and North Korea go at it.

Doodle or Die

Aliens have a massive concert and are selling merch

Doodle or Die

Smiles move in a specific pattern

A piece of GMO'd broccoli with an eye holds a cob of corn.

typical kid from South Park in Colorado sets santa on fire and poisons the localpond

Man with a blue shirt has died to a brutal nose bleed. He has a massive black caterpillar on his upper lip.

A from and a duck become.. 'well aquainted'

Man with no neck fends off the creatures coming through the paintings.

A squeamish man is standing over another squeamish man with his hands on the others hips. The mid section seems to be censored.

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