Its cries sound like human speech. However, it is impossible to tell what it is trying to say.

What Morgan Freeman did after narrating the Penguin movie.

Topless beach. Population, 2 melons.

Smoking can kill! What they don't tell you, is that it only kills people with acne.

Blue fuzzy monster with red eyes is defiant. Also he is a-sexual. Just putting that out there.

Cheese faced beauty

Prozac.

Bill Cosby loses his cool.

In love with a carrot as it passes into your urethra.

A monkey raping someone with his tail, and giving a narrative about it.

Mr. Carrot is shocked that his beanbag rollercoaster is working!

Go cry more, ugly.