Make lovebox not knifesign
A blonde questions a picture of a man questioning the distance between moon and earth
That fable about the ant and grasshopper, except the ant ends up slapping the grasshopper's shit.
Someone sucking twenty cocks on youtube.
King Dedede finally tells Kirby to shove it up his pink ass.
Go nuts, but keep it frisky.
Anything from Planescape : Torment, or just the Planescape setting in general.