A satanic bible spewing and bleeding on someone's really nice purple carpet.

A fat mouse who ate too much cheese

A clueless camel stranded on a remote island.

A goldfish using a shield to defend himself against sadness.

A buff man getting a penis tattoo.

Homeless.. I mean, artist carrying his paints and home along with him.

How a spy playing five on 1 feels in a playground.

That feel when you're prairie dogging while giving your presidential speech.

A homeless man using a tin can (who is also his best friend) to play the guitar to his hobo-girlfriend. Both wear boots for hats.