purple tentacles rise out of the empty husk of a human being

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some badass mother fucker smoking a cigarette while wearing sunglasses

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a dapper funeral for Old Dirty Bastard.

a blind man that can't properly pronounce breakfast

WOW Panda telling Pikachoo to fuck off

Doodle or Die

this whore has offended me by asking if I want to have a good time. I punch her square in the face

a bird just flew into a window and is flattened against it.

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Smokey the bear says," Screw it! Burn the whole place down I just don't care anymore."

retarded dogs owner scolds him for humping the babies face

Barney poop comes to life to wreck havock

after losing the part to Smurfette, Smurfina turned to drugs and alcohol

Aww yeah! it's the new hair gel that eveyone is raving about. Poop Gel.

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