The Gods of the internet demand a sacrifice!

2 blankets, 2 fishes and 1 bread lying at a campfire site

An angry, muscular Apple.

Some guy basejumping off a flagpole.

Mr. Banana is really sad... :(

It is a nice summer day and our protagonist goes surfing with a phallic-shaped surfboard.

Some girl with pink hair gets hit by a giant McDonald's yoyo.

A man who obviously never heard about soap derails a train.

An astonished person gets impaled by a carrot.

A bearded hobo is about to throw giblets at a train driver.

A guy reads on his iPad about a Zerg-attack on a space shuttle. This is indeed happening behind his back.

A blue bird called "Avery"