Someone shooting a guy holding a dildo. The bullet barely misses!

A black man throwing up on a stranded shark. Very sad. :(

Superman throwing green bees at the foot of a giant.

The pope is having a bad day because some stole the pedophilia pictures he had hidden under his mattress.

Thomas the tank engine has had a bit too much ectasy and is not feeling well.

A man with an orange colored face shitting cigarettes.

Medusa eating an egg yolk . The snakes in her hair looks quite tired. :(

A pink condom with wings flying across the skies in search of it's mate.

A laughing skeleton spider gazing up in to the stars.

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Someone with spiky electrical hair talking to his invisible brother.

A monopoly card with text on it swimming in a bucket of cum.

A carrot that just wants to end it's life after having shat its pants.

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