A man feels superior because he has a helmet on

A man loves palindromes but does not know any good ones.

A bear telekinetically plays the piano.

A man is playing basketball, but ALAS, the basket has been replaced by a butt by hooligans.

Lightning has a purple heart

Toast has decided to become sentient.

A person wanted to talk to cat but misdialed.

Infinity penguins

Kittens watching tv

Mario is asking a little girl what is happening