The chicken contemplates his existence and finds no meaning in his life, other than to be the subject of an unfunny joke.

Bender being tentacle raped

A man proposing to a body of water

Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal

A zombie guinea pig wants your brains and/or sunflower seeds.

Someone's ass is on fire after being stung by bees.

The blue spot wearing a rasta hat sees something offscreen to rape.

The grape at the bottom of a grapevine is about to perform a tooth extraction on a very well-drawn mouth.

Two 90's dudes speaking in pirate lingo are being Ghostbusted by a large black chicken with an electric fan.

The retarded octopus loves his best friends, Neutral Jellyfish and Angry Squid.

A view of Communist Russia from the perspective of an assassin.

A dinosaur with ten legs talking about his religion.

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