The Great Fish of the Deeps warns you that only one of the things you've been told is true.

Starfox Rule 34

Someone who has never played DOD asks about telefon

guy says shit

man loves big emoticons

Alien uses its tentacles to defend its home.

Grey thing walking around on a sunny day.

Solar System

Black protestor gets crushed by cannonball.

God should get the fuck off the grass.

My Little Ponies being ripped apart.

Godzilla gets hit with a nuclear missile, vaporizing in the explosion.