Pie, the numerical concept, thinks it's cute. What a fool. It's incapable of sentient thought.

Dat Ass Effect.

Mario committing high treason. He will be executed at dawn and his body dragged through the streets. None shall cross me, HAH HAH HAH HAAA!!

A pretty good dragon. It looks like Spyro but in purple and green. Good job, bro.

Adolf Elizabeth Hitler telling off Eva Braun in a most punny way.

A absolute failure.

The most majestic car I've ever seen, leashed like some common cur. A travesty. It should be running free! FREE THE CAR!

Theatre Masks surround a one eyed pothead alien.

A volcano. Holy crap, it's awesome. There's fire everywhere, smoke, acid, lava, it's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Don't screw this up.

Smoking weed at the Country Bear Jamboree. Motherfuckers come right at you.

Dude just got shot in the face with an arrow. Awesome. He's dead. His family weeps for him. His corpse is desecrated to make an example.

Google auto-search doing what it does best. Racial profiling.