I heard there was this guy, who like, knocked up a monkey. True story, bro.

Vampire karaoke

Cool turtle ass-raping a nerd turtle.

An alien head with two antennae, big alien eyes, square glasses a little bigger than the eyes, a bowtie, and a neutral facial expression.

the last thing you draw before you die

Two reptiles (I think?) holding hands and the one on the right is holding a flag (?)

How I met your mother

knife chair

The most useless thing in the world.

graffiti

Oh. Hello there, Little John. I remember you from Robin Hood.

The latest abstract piece of shit by Damien Hirst. Sold for $100 million to some rich fuckwad.