An obese man trying to cover his shame with body hair.

Let's agree to never be creative again.

Some people just really like spaghetti son, you'll just have to move past your fears one day.

Bite my shinny plastic titties

I was allowed to choose my own death, so I decided to jump 40 stories into a tiny swimming pool, however green diarrhea soon followed... yes

"Car, rolling in the deep." - Adele

Constipation Darwin

It's ok, I forgive you.

Han Solo being eaten by a T-rex.

Someone looking for their virginity in a very deep hot tub.

An unhappy raisin man with a lazy eye

SEXISM IS OVER, EVERYBODY. GO HOME.