A negro assaults his master

I wish I could wish a wish for everyone, so that everyone could wish for me to have more wishes.

a man proclaims "holy shit" as he comes up against a big orange large thing with two spherical looking mounds at the bottom.

"Banana, just stop, no matter what you say I've made up my mind tomorrow I take my life"

SEA DWELLING PENISES!

Some sort of question of some sort.

A disgruntled regular to the site, wishes you would draw more penis' and anus'.

A Mountain Dew pleading with you to drink him.

a snake with a cats head has found his cat prey in the basement.

A discoloured orange man that was attacked with a waffle maker.

these just aren't the type of jeans a snake would wear.

A big gay nigger

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