The T-rex swears he was on his way to return the purse, but me and my shotgun knew otherwise... tunnel snakes rule...

the biggest dang clusterfuck ya ever diddly-darn see or ever WILL see for that matter!

Life was tough for a gingerbread man in the big city, tough enough to turn a good kid down the wrong sugar-coated path...

Pilly needs to stop being such a useless piece of shit all day

He's as untrustworthy as upside-down brown pyramids go, and yet I believe him this time... better look for leads elsewhere

you fucking cat, YOLO doesn't apply to you because YOU LIVE MORE THAN ONCE

Questiony the question mark says "TASTE THE RAINBOW KIDS!"

A father consumes his only son (who's body is a beard) in the can't-miss summer thriller: No Mustaches, Please (coming 2014)

TURBO SHIT ENGAGED, APPROACHING HYPERSPEED

Recent studies indicate storms are in fact capable of pooping candy. Millions are outraged

Burglar is viciously guilt-tripped by her own mother

woman slaps big headed man for having a big head... which is big