Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. Certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation.

Die Eier von Satan

Don DeLillo and Thomas Pynchon cruising through meaningless midwest suburbia.

Great bolshy yarblockos to you!

Pink Floyd performing Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 live.

Umberto Eco gets his t-shirt signed by Saint Augustine.

Sir John Mandeville being knighted by Queen Victoria and her knights of the round table.

David Foster Wallace tries to carry his novel Infinite Jest, but his arms fall off.

Virginia Woolf imparts her wisdom onto Toni Morrison.

George Eliot teaching Virginia Woolf how to be a badass woman novelist.

Bambi's mother returns from the dead.

Herodotus and Thucydides settle the question of who is the real Father of History in a boxing match.