A tree with a spider on it, a turd, and someone making love in a tent

A cat imitating Totoro

Gozilla dog eating a hamburger in front of a bunch of houses

Doodle or Die

A nice package of authentic, real Santa Poop. A deal not to be missed.

A snail sandwich.

A duck with a green body

"Fuck Noxin!" Screams the spotti son as a dsitorted face eats the feces from his arse. (Like, what the hell?!)

A horse punishes a crocodile for trying to eats its taco.

An UFO with course set to the sun. Looks like they're up for a shady deal.

Someone is tired of this bleak, sad world and shoots a yellow smartie into his mouth.

Errm, a pink horse with burning hair on its head, a red/brown mane and a nice, firm butt?

A guy lying dead on the road JUST before the finish line. He wears a red shirt.

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