I am Bearson, son of Bearson. Pleased to make your acquaintance. 67.542% chance of turning the chain towards a homoerotic direction. Bad with colors. Mouse only. Final destination.
Ah, you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss. I was born in it, molded by it.
Ash Ketchum is about to get a lesson in multiculturalism he will never forget.
Hairdresser inadvertently performs satanic ritual while cutting hair.
Man living in the year of our lord, 2017, the CURRENT YEAR, refuses to use Google at all costs.
Bookworm gives a book a predatory look. He says they're "friends".
Two blow up dolls find out their owner is two timing them.
The superhero known as the Big M. Masochist Man. With the power to get aroused by inappropriate situations.
Plant woman chooses between eating fertilizer or maintaining her dignity.
A Pokemon trainer uses Bulbasuar's special attack, Auto-erotic asphyxiation. He forgot his safeword.
Friendly, happy dragon picks up human using it's mouth.
Man dances so hard, he bursts into flames.
tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny puppy.