Ah, you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss. I was born in it, molded by it.

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Man living in the year of our lord, 2017, the CURRENT YEAR, refuses to use Google at all costs.

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The superhero known as the Big M. Masochist Man. With the power to get aroused by inappropriate situations.

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Man dances so hard, he bursts into flames.

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