WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING HOT DOGS ON THE COUCH? YOU DON'T FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE THEY'LL SLIP OUT OF YOUR HAND AND FALL ONTO THE RUG.

NEO, PUT DOWN YOUR COSPLAY AND EAT DINNER. JESUS, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH AN OTAKU? WHY COULDN'T I HAVE MORPHEUS AS A SON? GODDAMMIT.

That man right there is watching you very intently. I think he may be contemplating murder. You, kind sir or madam, will be the victim.

Knuckles is enjoying being sworn at by Sonic. Not a clue why. He just is.

Someone would like you to take a moment to look at this pile of shit. And I can see why. It is an amazing pile of shit.

Man, check out that flower's ass. It's so big and round. Sir Mixalot would be proud.

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

LOOK AT THAT PIRATE GO. HE IS JUST FUCKING DESTROYING THAT SHAMPOO BOTTLE. WHY IS HE EVEN WEARING A HAT IN THE SHOWER? WHAT A REBEL.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, THEY DON'T. YOU IN-PARTICULAR BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE SLAPPED A PAIR OF GLASSES ON A FAT PIZZA. YOU DISGUST ME.

Wtf indeed, Mario(?). Wtf indeed.

Goddammit, I already told you people I am not good at starting new chains. Fuck. Just draw whatever, man. IDGAF.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT SUPER ACCURATE AND NOT CARTOONY DINOSAUR. IT'S LIKE HE WENT BACK IN TIME AND TOOK AN ACTUAL PICTURE OF A GREEN DINO.