I will not eat it Sam I Am, I will not eat green eggs and ham... I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN.

A freakish blue, winged lump with a clown wig offering you a pony.

Apple fans.

Confusion. Surprise. He manages to eek out the words "What I don't even-", but what he doesn't know or do we'll never know. He is gone.

Bro, do you even lift? I mean you're buff. BUT DOTH THOU HOIST?

The travel-sized crossdresser's kit.

Our view of the breathtaking panorama of the galaxy is blocked by... a black hole... that's probably not good.

That owl is cracked out. Don't make eyecontact.

The little stone dreams of being a sidewalk. Pappa rock knows the better, he knows the bitter truth of the world.

The theater god is displeased.

I didn't have a stocking, so I put up the severed head of a mall santa on the fireplace this year.

Mario party extreme XMAS time. (NOW WITH MORE FIRE!)