The half-decomposed corpse of a human-dog hybrid gives you a thumbs up.

Seductive eraser.

That's a house.

A statement about racial equality in militaristic scenarios.

New Chain

The new Assassin's Creed game where you play as former president Woodrow Wilson.

Genital crabs.

Too long in the tanning bed

New Chain

In the year 2078, mankind built its finest technological achievement: __________.

A cow fertilizes its trousers (you know, cow trousers) while saying "MOOPS."

Doodle or Die

The birds and the bees.

A nice scenic view of a boat on a lake with a mountain in the background. Also, the mountain says no to the sailor while the boat laughs.

New Chain

Gerald Ford: time traveler.

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