Smallpox makes a comeback in 2014.

A pencil that is contemplating its life decisions.

A fluffy purple tarantula that just wants a hug. And the blood of its enemies.

Green Bean Man fights Abe Lincoln with a freaking chainsaw.

An evil, drunk, black blob (whose name is now Billy Bob Joe) stars in this summer's best thriller: The Blob.

The historic moment when an asshole iceberg sinks the Titanic (which is majestic as fuck).

A man in an ...interesting... giraffe costume murders a poor green kitty.

Man with mustache and very large lips says NO.

A devil's mask that looks like it belongs in Majora's Mask.

Dog the Wizard is making his crumbly food levitate with purple magic.

A midget boy telling Mr. Lemonhead that he is a freak.

An evil man humps an asian man. Oh god.