Dave knows.

Tumblr's sneaky anonymous icon.

Dave and Davesprite high five. It's as stoic and awesome as one might expect.

Long haired godtier Jane!

Dirk crying while thinking of Jake shooting a gun.

Pantskat is in PAIN

Sollux in Dave's shades, Dave in John's, and John left totally blind.

Nepeta is a ghost.

Caliborn is the winner. It's no surprise to anybody.

Dirk's a dog, Roxy's a ghost, and Jake is straight up terrified.

Roxy's a little intoxicated and she thinks this is stupid.

Crocker corrupted Jane.