Green grapes about to fall into a purple spike pit.

Bird man.

Ben Stein from the Clear Eyes commercial.

2 Pedo Bear's fighting in a corn ring. One has a gun one has a sword. I wonder who will win?

AN ANGRY LADY TRYING TO SIT ON ME AS A BABY. SHE HAS FIRE COMING FROM BETWEEN HER LEGS! HELP!

A man and a person in a lady bug costume are doing an African dance.

A talking Jalapeno is stealing from my wallet! Typical.

The earth being eaten by a BIG FUCKING FROZEN BLUE SPIDER!!!! OH MY GO.......

I was going to describe this but then took an arrow to the knee.

A 90 year old woman lost her shoe. She's sad.

A sock trying to eat someone's foot.

A man who is high drank to much and is now throwing up the green, yellow, and pink jelly beans he ate.